Social Love Parody

She sent me scrap on Orkut
for which i repied through Linked
in reply she poked me on Facebook
later i buzzed her for the same
i sent a stupid msg on G-Talk
and she got angry
so i apologized on Yahoo Msng via IM
no change, so i sung her a song on My Space
and added a sorry video on YouTube
and in appreceation she gave me a Hi5
so i tweeted my joy
and wrote a blog

Social Love Parody

Here are the 30 top most replies of a girl, when you propose her, bold ones are most tragic and common ones…

Here are the 30 top most replies of a girl, when you propose her, bold ones are most tragic and common ones…

1) Nahi…….. ……… ???

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2) Chiiiii….. Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare….. ..

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3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ….

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4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai…. (ab ladki ko kaun samjhaye ki ladke ko pehle se pata hai aur usko koi problem nahi hai)

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5) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infactuation hai….

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6) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

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7) Magar last year to Maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya. .??

Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo….

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8) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??

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9) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L…………………………… "

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10) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"

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11) Phele kyon nahi bataya, ab tum late ho gaye ..

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12) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

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13) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)

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14) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…

Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)

Girl: saat janam

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16) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu

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17) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…

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18) Now that's a real tragedy….

Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

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19) Boy: I love U!

Gal: I don't think ABT all this before marriage.

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20) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…

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21) Kyon, Tina NE "No" bola?

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22) Kitne time ke liye -???

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23) Worst one– Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

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24) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..

Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….

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25) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"

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26) "I think, I will have better options in future …"

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27) I like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever (TAI TAI FISH)

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28) "Why me?..Tumne mere mein aisa kya dekha?…"she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. …

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29) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS….it is said ..

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30) achha tum bhi,........ maine socha sirf harsh,nikhil, ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai ….. And then walks on………. …

Read it,,,,,........

I sent you a letter;You had moved.

I tried to call you;You hadn't paid your bill.

I sent you a fax;Your paper had run out.

I emailed you;Your account was full.

I paged you;You didn't answer.

I texted you;It wasn't delivered.

I sent a pigeon;It died on the way.

I came in person;You were out.

I left you a note;It blew away....

I wrote you this poem;You read it!

Road to glory ..on twitter...101st

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AKI (An unKnown Identity)

AKI (An unKnown Identity)

Live in a world where friends are made everywhere,

true and genuine ones not to be found anywhere.

Social webs have grown far and wide,breaking all boundaries and divide.

Then came the book which showcased your face.

A book which brought together old friends

and inspired many to take in new.

I had my face imprinted on the book,

had many sweet and sour faces there.

Mutuality binds hearts and explores closed doors,

I opened mine and found this new face on the book.

Strangers to each other joined by a common source,

sometimes all you need is this common binding force.

At the origin you were alien to me,

but u made me not an outlander to be.

as the sun dug itself into the soil,

darkness crept in and days swam by

and after a times of time passed by.

This face became clearer,

though still blurred by gap.

Never is a new soul known at haste,

yours is a new book;

reading it page by page,

couldn’t finish much in this span,

Strangers no more, say you can.

Then expressed her soul for a stroke of verse,

doubtful was I on what, how .....

and the soul read, use your imagination...

So a new pen was in the formation

So here we start with the new pen at slow pace

To scribble about the new face

There she is with those puzzled gaze

Quite sure her life is like ours a big maze

But that would not disturbed her faze

Negativity is what she would set ablaze

Walls of failure she would raze

Necklace is her living place

Pashaan is where she would toast a raise

Reaching to college is a big race

Studying is her sidelined fare

Dressed in the beauty of her wear

Graceful and smart is her winning pair

Exhilaration makes her jump around like a hare

Party everyday is her dare

Her joys burst forth like a flare

Dancing through the music blare

Like a unicorn or mare

But don’t forget to breath air

A day without going high is rare

but through all this, for friends she’s care

Generous heart, everyone’s got a share

Stereo types got no place in her fair.

Once her source of sound is opened

It rests not till the end

She can speak a lot, trust the common source,

words that soothes your soul hard to find,

comes out frequently from her mind.

Past is past and leave it all behind.

She’s the air that will keep you breathing

The water which keeps your boat floating

She’s Ethocaine to ease your pain,

and cyanide if your the pain,

Oxygen to many, people bloom in her presence

She’s the oil which keeps the lamp burning

Self consumed so that the rest could live in light...

Your soul’s hard to tame

Never too lame

You’re always game

Surely you’ll attain fame

I am not the best

To write about her fest...

Many more will come

And do it undone

But rest assured

Strangers no more.

BY Jobin Kanneth Mathew

jealous haters

jealous haters

To my brothers and sisters,
Facing jealous- friends, enemies and swine’s.

You are not alone on this envied road.
Bask in this negative attention and fame.
Don’t worry,
For you have these coveters,
who will forever worry only about you.
For all these sadists do in life is find ways to see u crash to ashes,
For your fall is more important than their rise.

Do you know why you have so many jealous haters
Because you’re better
Because you’re successful
Because you’re up there
Because you worry about your life
And not about their fall
Because you’re YOU

by Jobin

SORROW HARVESTER

SORROW HARVESTER

Stop being so lame,
Your soul is so hard to tame,
Will you ever get into the game,
Will you ever attain fame.

No Pain, no gain they say,
Give me your pain, take the gain, I say.

For I am your sorrow harvester,
Your distress eradicator.

How can I survive without your smile,
Your happiness completes my life tile by tile.
Harvest all your sorrows, mix it with bile,
Drown it by the river of Nile.

Walk down the long tormented aisle,
Gather your sufferings, scanning every mile,
Heap it all up into a huge pile,
Let it burn to ashes for a while.

There’s an eternal fire inside of me,
Your sorrows quench my endless flame.
Not that I have my own cup of pain,
But for that I have you.

For I am your sorrow harvester,
Your distress eradicator.
And for me, you are mine.

By- Jobin K Mathew

Daily Crusades

Daily Crusades

You wake before day break.
when others slumber slog,
the sun fails to dodge,
the sapphire moony beams,
people still in their dreams.

You tread down these void streets,
brisk away at your lightning speed.
Darkness travels with you till the station,
before hand in time to college is your fascination

Dreaded is your locomotive rails
and with this your subtle smile derails.
Lurking wickedness is there right beside you,
Detestable to the world: repulsive for you.
one look might just weigh down your heart,
everyday botheration is your concern part.

But you Oh fighter though art,
not of a fallible heart.
Bite the bullet,
grasp the nettle.
Brawn is what they have,
but are swine at last.
Don't be troubled by their gaze,
for you have many more to raze.

Leave fear at your bed side,
you have angels for your ride.
Your hearts so pure,
have hope for sure.

The day is done and dealt with,
drown away those ordeals you've felt with.
every day is young and brand new,
live, for endure we must all.
Your gloominess puts me in your shoe,
cheer up so that I may smile at few.

I am here to stay through all this,
so i have u this.

Hope Live Fight
Climb on cloud nine,
reach the seventh heaven,
conquer the summit of bliss.
For you will,
I believe.

By: Jobin.K.Mathew